Disadvantaged poop
Bit late, but my friend Julia used to work in a home for severely disabled teenagers.

One day one of them said "Julia come here! I've made a present for you". So she went over, and he threw a fresh turd straight into her face.

His best friend was never so rude, but he was eternally self-conscious about a minor problem he had, whereby instead of emerging from his anus, his shits would come straight out of the middle of his stomach. Happy days.
( browser, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:13, closed)

"instead of emerging from his anus, his shits would come straight out of the middle of his stomach"
That's a minor problem?
( K2k6 is having Christmas issues, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 9:43, closed)

Cliff Richard
Also has a colostomy....
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:23, closed)

Colostomy?
It's not my bag...
(PJM Does not love Liberace, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:32, closed)

^ oh Christ...
*groan*
(but also stifling a giggle)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) sleighbellends has Boddies in her veins, Thu 3 Apr 2008, 12:36, closed)