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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a question reply I! Stole! Disasterprone's! Headline!
But I'll put it back before he notices...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:49, closed)
This is a question reply Maybe! But!
he stole it from El Reg in the first place...
;p
(Shmeg, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 2:41, )
This is a question reply FHM
uses it on their weekly newsletters too
(Swarve, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 10:51, )
This is a question reply But...
I'm slightly more scared of 'Prone than of either of the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is in ur [noun]z, [verb]in' ur [noun]z, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 10:46, )

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