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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a question reply @Legless
You'd better not post on this one mate or your arch nemesis Musuko will be down on you like a ton of fucking bricks ;-)
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:10, closed)
This is a question reply Oh God
he's going to wet his knickers over this one...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:33, )
This is a question reply I throb in anticipation.

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 20:22, )
This is a question reply You know
Some people just don't know when to give it a rest.
(, Fri 11 Jan 2008, 5:36, )

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