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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a question reply Mrs Legless
Stole my heart...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:39, closed)
This is a question reply Aaaaahh...
You old sop, you...

I suppose technically she could, too, being of the medical pursuasion...
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:40, )
This is a question reply And someone else has nicked my sickbag... bugger!
Only kidding... congrats big fella.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:44, )
This is a question reply And
For posting that, I've got a get out of jail free card from my missus.....
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:46, )
This is a question reply Been a naughty boy have we?
Or are you just playing it safe 'just in case'?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 12:49, )
This is a question reply Playing It Safe
With me, sooner or later I'm going to do something out of order. I need forgiveness.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:09, )
This is a question reply Thought as much
By the way, was the pie appreciated?
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 13:16, )
This is a question reply She
Loved the pie. But sadly, didn't get back from work until 2.30am. Bastard night at the A&E.

Cheers
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 14:31, )
This is a question reply Oof...
bugger. I could never do night shifts - got too used to doing Mon - Fri, 9 - 5 over the last 18 years.
(, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 15:51, )

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