ok, so it's not shoplifting.
I've always been a rather easily persuaded sort, and when I've been drinking I don't think I've turned down any proposition put to me.
This is how one of my friends persuaded me to take part in 'Ultimate Steal'.

The game is simple. Go out drinking, try your luck in the various establishments, take stolen items home, and in the morning the winner is declared.
It probably sounds familiar to most people on here.

Well I started off like anyone normal might, taking the flowers from the ladies loo and wearing them in my hair, putting 20 boxes of matches in my bag along with the odd pint glass...until I was waiting at the bar of one establishment and just wasn't getting served.
Bored, I lifted a couple of cocktail shakers from the bar, along with a strainer, and brought them back to the table.
Result!
But imagine the admiration when it turned out that each was full of cocktail!

From that moment on, I was the Queen, I was stealing light bulbs, signs from the wall, and then I got cocky.

The next place we went into, I went behind the bar, helped myself to a pint, and stole...the wet floor sign, and the metal grill that the pint glasses stand on when people poured.

I had a slight problem.
I was out in a mini skirt and small top, I was going to have a job concealing those under my clothes...
then I had a stroke of genius, arranged them down my front, and picked up a chair, to carry in front of me like a shield as I left.

Naturally I got stopped by the bar security:
'what the hell do you think you're doing with that chair?!'
~'What? This thing?'
'yes! Put it back!'
~'But I brought it in with me!'
'You...you what?!'
~'Oh yeah, it's not one of yours. I got this from *insert random name of bar here*. They said I could borrow it for the sponsored scavenger hunt'
'umm, ok then...'

and THAT is how I stole this little lot.

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I should probably add that the bar I claimed I'd taken the chair from was a trendy place where the only seating was overpriced looking sofas.
How I got away with that I'm not quite sure.
(Completely Underwhelmed, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 0:48, closed)

congratulations
click
(misskitty bobbing and revolving like a masturbating fool on, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 2:22, )

Fucking ace!
*click*
( workboresme - teaching Americans to speak English since 1999, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 4:31, )

Ace!
Clicks
(LOGIK, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 9:18, )

Nice!
*clicks* for good form
(dadadali, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 14:32, )

*click*
Worth a click for sheer audicity.
(Hagis, Sat 12 Jan 2008, 23:41, )

Well done
The sign and grate aren't much, but that's a pretty nice chair... Can't believe you got away with that!
(AlfishKK, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 8:22, )