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When I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.

My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.

What have you lifted?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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This is a QotW answer Just remembered this!
When I was about 12ish I was rather scientifically-minded and I used to go and shoplift 9v batteries from Asda.

Ended up with about a hundred of them, which I attached together and electrocuted myself with.

Why? I don't know.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed in your pint on, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:14, closed)
This is a QotW comment hahaha
cos you're a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 17:57, closed)
This is a QotW comment Ahhh, pedantry!
Death is explicit in the word electrocute...
(misanthrope is so adjective he's verbing nouns!, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 9:34, closed)
This is a QotW comment .
Is it? What's the word for giving yourself an electric shock?
(I helped save b3ta! browser, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:29, closed)
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If you were bummed to death would you be sodocuted?
(I helped save b3ta! browser, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 12:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment Hmm
I once built a rudimentary cattle prod which I tested on myself. Worked well. Almost shat meself.

Ahh, good times.
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Tue 15 Jan 2008, 13:13, closed)

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