ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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Forgive me lord, 'coz I'd lifted...A load of books from my school library. Shortly prior to emigrating to Spain and being endowed with a larger than average library, I conveniantly forgot to tell the Librarian that I was to leave the climes of Essex for a more Mediterranean vibe.
Anyway, cue one slightly chubby 11 year old Gonad pilfering about £120 worth of books ranging from A DK American Classic Cars, to a Heinemann leanring book about John F. Kennedy...
Length, erm... well, several inches and in some cases rather stumpy.
(, Mon 14 Jan 2008, 19:26, closed)
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