ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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oranges and lemonsThis has to be the most up to date, and pathetic example of shoplifting gone wrong.
It actually happened on Saturday in Brixton market.
A man was ejected from a stall for attempting to steal an orange last Thursday.
So what's the most calm, level headed reaction?
That's right! return to the stall on Saturday with a knife and stab the three stall holders in the face, then finish by stabbing one of the men in the heart, and killing him.
what a fucking wanker.
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i agreealthough there is something that is making me laugh to myself about a b3tard ranting - and rightly so - about this guy and yet naming himself after harold shipman who did many worse things!
you're as contrary as i am.... have a *click*
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rachelswipe just doesn't get it sometimes, Tue 15 Jan 2008, 18:30,
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