ShopliftingWhen I was young and impressionable and on holiday in France, I followed some friends into a sweet shop and we each stole something. I was so mortified by this, I returned them.
My lack of French hampered this somewhat - they had no idea why the small English boy wanted to add some chews to the open box, and saw it as an attempt by a nasty foreigner oik to contaminate their stock. Not my best day.
What have you lifted?
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chthonic, Thu 10 Jan 2008, 11:13)
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TransformersWhen I was a wee nipper (about 9 or 10 I think) I nicked some ickle transformers (little audio cassette transformers) from the local Asda. I then bragged about it to one of my school mates who duly dobbed me in to the teachers at school which then lead to some bod from the Asda at my house giving me a telling off.
I got a right good hiding off my mother.
And it wasn't actually me that did it... all... I nicked one and my Dad nicked the other and gave it to me outside the store.
Parents eh?
My Dad wasn't too pleased either when I dobbed him in to my headmistress but he was old and wise enough to deflect the whole blame onto me.
I never had any transformers after that. Just Gobots, and as we all know they were the poor mans transformer.
(, Wed 16 Jan 2008, 19:40, Reply)
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