what's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree?
One baby stapled to 10 trees.
(kaibosh, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:20, Reply)

What's green and sits quietly in a corner?
Same baby two weeks later.
( id10ts WTF happened, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:19, Reply)

the only joke i can ever remember...
what's blue and fucks grannys?

hypothermia
( monkeymoo is monkeymooing on, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:19, Reply)

What's blue and sits quietly in the corner?
Baby in a baggie.
( id10ts WTF happened, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:19, Reply)

paedophile and a small child
walking thru the woods. its very stormy, lightning spearing the sky, crashing thunder. the child looks up at the paedo and says "im scared". the paedo says "eh its alright for you, ive got to walk back on my own!"
( nbby notkins, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:19, Reply)

May only be funny in America
Why do Mexicans ride low riders?

SO they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:19, Reply)

What's pink and red and goes around at 300 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender.
( id10ts WTF happened, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:18, Reply)

What's green and red and goes around at 300 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
( id10ts WTF happened, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:18, Reply)

what do you say to a woman
with a black eye?

"Now I told you once"

Boom boom
(moorph69, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:17, Reply)

why did God..
give black men huge dicks?
He was sorry about what he did to their hair
( nbby notkins, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:17, Reply)

What could be sicker than a truckload of dead babies?
One live one in the middle eating his way out.
( id10ts WTF happened, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:16, Reply)

political
whats grey and smells of curry?

John Majors dick....
(gentleben, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:15, Reply)

In the hills of Tennessee
a girl ask her father "Kin I use the car daddy?"
He replies "Sorry hunny, your brother needs it."
"But Daddeeeee"
"Well, alright, I'll tell him he'll have to wait. But you have to suck my dick first."
"Oh, okay"
So she goes down only to pull back spitting and sputtering.
"Daddy, it taste like poop!"
Father replies: "I told you your brother needed the car too."
( id10ts WTF happened, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:14, Reply)

told to same step dad...
equally bad reception:

What do whiskey and Michael Jackson have in common.

They both come in small tots.
( Loz I'm still here., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)

ah the classics
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.




Wooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(Caligula, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)

hmmmmm
Whats green, hard and full of semen?

answer - insert any young child who has recently been abducted - holly wells?

I remeber a friend of mine told this one in geography class once. The boy in question had lived in our town and gone to our school and alex was still slightly shocked at how angry beardy Mr Williams got
(gentleben, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)

What the definition of a twix?
Two niggers in a sleeping bag




/sorry
(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:13, Reply)

what did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
she choked
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:12, Reply)

Man in cinema.
Crisps fall from above.
Man eats crisps.
Lights come up.
Leper in balcony rubbing hands.
(Small Beer, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:12, Reply)

How do you get a Nun pregnant?
Rape the bitch.

Worryingly the only joke I can ever remember, although I was told it by a good looking girl.
( now restart, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:12, Reply)

told to my step dad
..who didn't find it nearly as funny as I did

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken!
( Loz I'm still here., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:11, Reply)

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
(danshome, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:10, Reply)

Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One turns to the other and says,
Something taste funny?
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:10, Reply)

what do you do if your epileptic grandmother is having a seizure in the bathtub?
throw in some soap and dirty laundry.
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:10, Reply)

How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her cunt.
( supermoore: HUNG, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:08, Reply)

Crap ANOTHER sick joke
How many jews can fit into a VW?

100.. 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 96 in the ashtray.

I told this to a VW dealer once in Reno, NV... I was told I was a sick fuck.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:08, Reply)

alrighty then
How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:07, Reply)

What's the difference between Paula Radcliffe and Hitler ?
Hitler tried to finish the race
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:07, Reply)