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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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He goes to the madam "I want to see your finest girls".
"Take a seat sir while I arrange this" the madam says.
So the man sits down and besides him he sees a container.
"Think I'll help myself to a red apple while I wait" he says.
The girls walk in, scream and run out.
The man, annoyed at this goes and sees the madam.
"What's the problem here? All I was doing was eating a red apple" he says.
"You fool, that's not an apple, that's from the abortion bucket!" was her stern reply.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:02, closed)
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