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We're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".

So tell us your jokes.

UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!

UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!

(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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This is a QotW answer Bit of a long winded one, and try to get a visual image....
Businessman is on Holiday in japan and aftera couple of nights gets a bit 'restless' so goes cruising in the red light area, and comes across a stunning young girl who entices his curiosity by waving and shouting to him "I whistle while I suck you". Thinking this to be a bit of a neat trick, he decides to take her up on the offer and hands his cash over, and she leads him into a room, unzips him, pulls down his trousers and then switches the light off. "Hey", he says "Why the light off"? and she replies "I only whislte in the dark while I suck a guy" so he goes along with it. Well, the next 5 mintues are the best of his life, warm, wet and squirmy, then all of a sudden he hears whistling from 'down below' and thinks "Fuck, this girl CAN whistle". Anyway, before long he finishes, and with the light still off she takes herself away, and as the light gradually comes up in the room, all he sees is a glass full of water with a false eye in.......... (think about it)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 19:13, closed)

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