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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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2 paedos on a park benchA ten year old girl walks past. One paedo says "I bet she was nice when she was younger."
Guy goes to shoe shop, walks upto the manager and says "I dont care how much they are, I'm after your best shoes possible." The female sales assistant goes "Right this way.." and leads him over to a new collection in the corner of the store.
She asks his size, then passes him a shoe. "This is a new range, of sparkling white human leather shows, all totally legit and imported from Africa. Please, try them on." He's sceptical, but tries them on.
"Blimey, these are the most comfy shoes I have ever worn. How much?"
"£2000 sir for those ones."
"Christ, I can't afford that sorry, these shoes are amazing, but no."
"That's ok sir, we got them in black for a fiver."
What do you get if you cross a black-man with an octopus? Nothing much, but by fuck it can't half pick cotton.
What's the diff between a black-man and a bike? A bike doesn't sing "Old Man River" when you put the chain on it.
/not racist at all liek
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Jeccius is also me Xbox 360 Gamertag, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:17,
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