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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Can't be bothered to check to see if this has been done.Three men sitting in a pub having a drink and a chat, before long the conversation turns to masturbation. One chap pipes up and says 'We all like a good tug everynow and then, but when your fwapping away what do you do with your spare hand? , I'm usually holding a porno mag and frantically turn the pages past all the interviews etc.'
The second chap replies ' I'm usually holding the video remote, you known, pausing/rewinding a good porn movie.'
The third chap says ' I'm usually holding a wet
sponge.
' A WET SPONGE ??' the other two chaps reply.
to which hes says, 'Yeah, Im usually bathing the kids at the time.'
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Chumfatty, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:34,
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