World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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OK here we goBloke's walking along a cliff when he sees a 3 year old girl crying next to the edge. He approcahes her and says
Man: "what's up? Why are you crying?".
Girl: "My dad was playing fetch *sniff* with my dog when he threw the stick too close to the edge *sniff* and rex went over!"
M: "Oh God that's terrible! But where's your dad?"
G: "*sniff* he went to see what happened to rex but the cliff crumbled and he went over the edge *Sniff*"
M "Oh my god that's terrible, but what about your mum? Where's she"
G: "She ran over to stop my dad falling but he grabbed hold of her and she went over with him....and they're all dead and I don't know what to dooooooo..."
WIth that the man stood up, undid his fly and said:
"It's just not your day today is it..."
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Benny Tied To A Tree Putting the Sensual back into Non-Consensual, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 22:57,
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