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This is a question World's Sickest Joke

We're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".

So tell us your jokes.

UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!

UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!

(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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This is a QotW answer Air crash in the desert.
So this airplane crashed in the middle of the arabian desert. Miraculously, all the 88 passengers survived. But now they faced themselves in the middle of an arid land without water nor food.

A couple of days later, one of them saw a camel, and they all ran towards it, believing the camel would at least guide them to an oasis or something. But all the 88 survivors hopped on the poor animal, and it could barely stay on its feet. The overloaded camel, after 3 steps, started to shake, about to fall on the ground.

So the woman on the camelīs neck said, hoplessly:

"This camel is fucked."

And then, someone from behind said out loud:

"But if I get my dick out of here I will fall down!"
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 23:43, closed)

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