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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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I don't know if this has already been posted.This is the most offensive joke I've ever heard and I've never re-told it before.
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There's this guy, and he's having sex with his girlfriend for the first time and she shouts, "stop! please stop! it hurts!"
So he stops for a while, then when she's ready carries on.
A few minutes later she's in pain again, "stop!" she cries, "it really really hurts!"
So again he stops, and gets her to keep him hard with a couple of strokes while she braces herself again.
Off they go again, but he's barely got into his rythm when she screams, "Stop! it's too much! it's excrutiating!"
"Ooh," he says, "that's a long word for a five year old"
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Like I said. Offensive is oh so many ways.
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NobbyNobody, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 2:41,
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