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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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HedgehogA lttle girl is at home and she hears the shower running. She runs to the bathroom and her mother is inside.
Observing her mums muff for the first time she asks,
"Mummy what is that?"
"Why it's my hedgehog dear!" the mum replies.
The little girl giggles and scampers away.
Later on that day the little girl hears the shower again. She runs to the bathroom and now it is her Grandmother taking a shower.
The girl approaches her, the Grandmother has been told of the amusing incident involving the mother in the shower earlier that day.
The little girl asks pointing to the Granny's muff,
"Granny granny, what's that?"
Granny replies,
"Why dear it's my little hedgehog!"
The little girl asks,
"Why are it's guts hanging out?"
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 8:23, closed)
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