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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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I've got three, apologies if you've heard them before...1) What's pink and bounces up and down in a pram? - A pedophile's arse.
2) What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? - A cripple in a house fire.
3) A man goes into a shoe shop and asks for the most expensive shoes they do. Shopkeeper tells him "we have genuine snakeskin shoes - £3000 a pair, and genuine tigerskin shoes, £10,000 a pair". Man asks is there is anything more expensive, so shopkeeper takes him out the back - "I've got one pair of genuine human skin shoes - £100,000 a pair". The man tells him that is a little TOO expensive - shopkeeper says "well, we do do them in black as well, 50p a dozen".
The end.
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