World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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What's the difference 'tween a Porsche and 10 dead babies?....What? You've read it already? FIFTEEN TIMES??? Wow. I didn't think people'd be daft enough to repeat themselves....
Oh well... erm... ok ok ok... I've got one. Why do you put a baby in to the blender feet first?
Surely... no... Not that one.. I though I was the only one in the WORLD to know that one!!!.
Damn...
Ok then... this is the Classic... My mate made this up and never ever told anyone but me....
What's the best thing about fucking 26 year-olds?... Hang on... I screwed it up... I was meant to WRITE the number.... I'll try that again: What's the best things about fucking twenty-six year olds?....
You're KIDDING me? They've all been repeated??
NEVER!!!!
Well... *HINT* maybe I'd better read what other's have written first... that way, maybe I can avoid looking like a frikkin Limp-wristed Tail-gunning Doe-Eyed Leather-Clad 'Tard.
(and weetobix... you SHOULD be sorry... my "whoooof" noise was sooo superior ;o)
*gets off the orange box and continues to whack off to daytime TV*
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed turned your mother down, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 12:43,
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