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We're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".

So tell us your jokes.

UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!

UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!

(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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This is a QotW answer ....
Quasimodo has been chasing Esmerelda for years, with no luck. Finally, she takes pity on him and decides to sleep with him.
After the act, and Quasimodo has gone to sleep, Esmerelda is so sickened by what she has done that she throws up all over poor Quasi.
The next morning, Quasi looks at the mess and asks what the hell it is. Esmerelda is ashamed, but tells the truth.
"Thank Christ for that," he says, "I thought my hump had burst!"
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 14:41, closed)

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