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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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An old duffer takes his clearly ill wife to the doctors to try and find out what's wrong with her. After a lengthy examination the doctor takes the old boy to one side and in hushed tones explains the situation.
"Well Mr Jones, we've narrowed it down to two possibilities, I'm afraid your wife either has AIDS or Alzeimers."
"My God" says Mr Jones, is there any way I can be sure which it is"
"Of course. Take her for a long drive into the country and bundle her out of the door. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her"
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 16:52, closed)
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