World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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bored on the bus to hell etcq: what goes "what's blue and doesn't fit?"
a: a b3ta user
q: how do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
a: the whole house is destroyed, not least the fridge, which is rendered completely unserviceable.
q: how do you know if 5 elephants have been in your fridge?
a: there is a mini parked outside your house.
q: how do you know if hitler is in your
fridge?
a: his bicycle is parked outside and stevie wonder is looking for him in the blender
q: what's blind?
a: stevie wonder
apologies for the non-sickness of some of my jokes, i accidentally removed all references to linda mccartney, rendering them, of course, completely unfunny!!!!!!!!111111111111111
(, Fri 10 Sep 2004, 18:44, closed)
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