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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Sailor Joke3 tough Sailors are in port for 2 nights. The first night they spend getting blind drunk. On the second night they get blind drunk but also realise they set sail tomorrow and need to get laid.
Many ships are docked and all the whores are busy, after searching for hours they find the only remaining one. A nasty toothless old hag who has definitely seen better days.
Oh well, it 's her or nothing they decide.
The first sailor goes for his turn while the other two wait outside.
After a very short time he runs out,
"Jesus Christ, the pain, the pain, it's like fucking sandpaper in there!"
"You're just not a man mate, you got the wrong hole!" the second cocksure sailor in line says and goes for his turn.
He too runs out after a very short time,
"No! God help me, it's like fucking a jar of metal tacks!"
The third sailor is not put off, he says to the two fellows, I will show you and he strides in for his go.
After an hour he comes out,
"That was the best fuck I have ever had, mindblowing, amazing, I feel like I'm floating!"
The two other sailors are baffled,
"How can this be true?
The third sailor says,
"Easy, I picked the scabs and let the pus run!"
(, Sat 11 Sep 2004, 20:32, closed)
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