We're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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some of the worlds slimmest books...
The Ethiopan cookery book.
The book of Great Italian victory's.
The wit and wisdom of George W Bush.
The introductory guide to the Irish intelligence service.
Why did the Romans build straight roads?
to stop the Paki's building corner shops.
How do you oil a Fiat?
Drive over an Italian.
What does Fiat stand for?
Fix it again Toni.
What does Ford stand for?
Fixed or repaired daily.
What do you call a scouse bird in a white shell suit?
the bride.
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
Guilty.
to the tune of you are my sunshine..
You are a scouser, a thievin' scouser
you're only happy on giro day.
Your mums out stealin, your dads drug dealing,
please don't take my hub caps away.
(, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 13:06, closed)
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