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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Can't be bothered looking to see if it is already thereThe 12.15 Euston Express grinds to a halt as somebody has pulled the emergency cable....A distraut guard runs up and down the train twice and can't find the culprit... Very annoyed he arrives outside a toilet door which is locked... He bangs on the door and asks the occupant if they had pulled the emergency cord...
A screamed "YES" was the reply
"Why?"
"BECAUSE I'VE GOT PILES!!!"
"That's no reason to pull the emergency cord" replys the guard, "I've got piles and I haven't pulled it!"
"YES, BUT YOURS AREN'T WRAPPED AROUND THE AXLE"
Wah, Wah, Wahhhhhhh!
(, Tue 14 Sep 2004, 19:07, closed)
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