World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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What's the difference...between a truck-load of marbles and a truck-load of dead babies?
A. You can't unload marbles with a pitchfork.
Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mercedes?
A. I don't have a mercedes in my garage.
Q. What's black and sits in the corner?
A. A baby in a binbag.
Q. What's green and sits in the corner?
A. Same baby, few months later.
Q. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
A. She had no arms.
Q. What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A. A paraplegic after a house fire.
thankyouuuuuuuuu. *makes swift exit*
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