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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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a limbless lady sunbathes on the beachand the sun sets a man approaches her and begins to chat with her.
eventually they get around to the subject of her body... "so i s'pose youve never been kissed then" he says
"alas im thirty and have never kissed a man because i dont have arms or legs"
and so the man decides to put her out of her misery and promptly sticks his tongue down her throat.
he then asks "i s'pose youve never been eaten out"
"alas" she cried "im thirty and have never had anyone eat my pussy because i dont have arms or legs"
and so the man happily burrows his head and gives her an earthshaking orgasm.
finally the man enquires "i s'pose youve never been screwed then"
at which point she replies hopefully "alas im thirty and no-one has ever screwed me because i have no arms or legs"
to which the man replies...
"well youre FUCKED now, the tides coming in"
(, Tue 6 Dec 2005, 18:09, closed)
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