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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A woman goes to the doctorscomplaining that she keeps being sick in the morning and is suffering from pains in her lower abdomen. The Doctor examines the woman then asks her to dress and re-join him in his surgery.
Woman: "Any idea Doctor?"
Doc: "Well putting it into laymans terms, in a little under 9 months you'll be up to your neck in shitty nappies"
Woman: "I'm Pregnant?! Oh how fantastic, my husband will be thrilled!"
Doc: "No, No you've misunderstood me. You have bowel cancer"
Tiddly boom cha cha
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 11:50, closed)
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