World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Whats the best thing about shagging twenty six year olds?there's twenty of em...
Whats the bestthing about shagging a 2 yearold?
Hearing thepelvic bone snap.
*demonstrates with baby from shed*
Whar where lots of fake gold, Burberry cap, hood, and has a bad attitude problem?
a wanker
What do you get if you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?
My ass...
Improv from a trainjourney in London on 7,7 (i was pissed) - To the tune of Last Caress-
I got something to say,
I blew a train up today,
Doesnt matter that much to me as long as you're dead...
all i can think of are dead baby jokes or racial slur... WHAT HAVE I BECOME?!?
oh yeah... ENGLISH!
Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh! Patience. Pay-shuh!
oooooh! girthy! :P
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 18:36, closed)
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