World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
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UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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more child abuse...i used to collect baby jokes when i was younger. i expect all of these have been posted already, but i feel i need to say my bit, if only to justify that my youth wasn't totally wasted...
What's red and dances?
- A baby on a burner
What's red and hangs?
- A baby on a meat hook
What's green and hangs?
- The same baby six months later
What's black and blue and goes round and round?
- A baby in a tumble dryer
What's blue and bubbles and goes round and round?
- A baby in a washing machine
What's blue and bubbles and taps at the window?
- A baby in a fish tank
What's red and bubbles and taps at the window?
- A baby in a microwave
How do you make a dead baby float?
- Take your foot off its head
What's red and screams and can't turn around in a lift?
- A baby with a javelin through its head
What's the difference between a cartload of sand and a cartload of dead
babies?
- You don't unload sand with a pitchfork
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
- A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What do you do after you've had a baby?
- Pull its nappy up
What's worse than having sex with a five year old?
- Him telling you he's had it better
(, Thu 8 Dec 2005, 23:31, closed)
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