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Katie is five years old. Tomorrow will be her birthday."Dad, guess how old I'll be tomorrow?"
"Don't know" he replies.
"I'll be six!"
She goes into the kitchen and sees her grandad.
"Grandad, guess how old I'll be tomorrow?"
"To answer that I need you to remove your knickers".
So she does that and he sniffs them. Then he fingers her, smells his finger and licks them.
"You will be six tomorrow" he says.
"How do you know that?" she asks.
"I overheard you talking to your dad" he answers.
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 2:05, closed)
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