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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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ok as most of these aren't sick i shall endeavour to rectify3 pregnant women have a regular knitting meeting every monday.
After a short while, the first woman puts down her knitting, takes a small pill from her handbag and swallows it. The others ask what its for so she tells them
"Its calcium - i want my kid to have really strong bones" and carries on with her knitting...
The second lady takes a small pill out of her handbag, promptly swallows it, then carries on - knit one, pearl one, knit one, pearl one. When asked what its for, she replies
"its omega 3 - i want my child to be really intelligent"
The third expectant mother takes a bottle of pills out of her bag and downs the whole lot. When the other two ask in amazement what thats for she replies
"its thalidomide - i can't knit sleeves"
/coat?
(, Sun 11 Dec 2005, 17:46, closed)
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