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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Hmmm....So this Air-South-Africa plane is flying across the mountains, and the pilot announces that there's too much weight, and they're gonna have to start throwing people off to avoid crashing into a mountainside. So the stewardess gets up and says "We're going to be totally fair, and do this in alphabetical order. So, all Africans, Blacks and Colored people please jump off now!"
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Why did god invent the orgasm?
So the blacks would know when to stop fucking!
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A man finds an old oil lamp in the attic, and rubs it to see if a genie will pop out. Sure enough, a genie pops out and says "I grant you three wishes, but you must wish them silently in your mind, do not speak them aloud!"
He goes downstairs later to get a beer from the fridge, and there on the middle shelf is a million dollars. "Wow, a cool million!" he thinks to himself, maybe this genie was onto something.
He then wonders if the other 2 wishes have come true? He runs upstairs, and sure enough, there's [insert supermodel name here] lying naked on the bed, with pouty lips.
Just then, there's a ring at the doorbell, so he goes downstairs to answer it. Outside is a Klu-Klux Klan man, all dressed in white with a pointy hood, and a noose in his hand, and he says "You wanne be hung like a nigger?"
(, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 14:07, closed)
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