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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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2 Dyslexics are on a Skiing trip........ When they begin to argue over whether they zig zag, or zag zig down teh slopes.
The argument rages all morning, and begins to get fairly heated, with the danger of it turning into a full on scrap.
Then, suddenly, they spy a lone chap on the slope, and decide to ask him his opinion.
One of the dyslexics asks him the question.
He thinks for a moment, and then says "Well, really, you're asking the wrong guy.... you see I'm a tobogganist".
Without a second thought, the second dyslexic blurts out:
"I'll have 20 Embassy and a Daily Express then please....."
Not sick, but you have to be there really.....
/relurk
(, Thu 22 Dec 2005, 12:00, closed)
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