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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Jesus and MosesJesus and Moses are fishing in a boat.
"Gee," says Moses, "I wonder if I can still do my old trick." So he reaches his staff out over the water, and "FOOM!" the water parts! "Yes, yes!" Moses shouts. "three thousand years later, I still got it!" and closes the water back up.
"I wonder if I can still do my old trick," Jesus wonders. He steps out over the side of the boat and promptly starts to sink like a stone!
Moses helps pull the coughing and sputtering Jesus back into the boat. "Wow, Jesus," Moses says, "I'm sorry you couldn't do your old trick."
"Well," Jesus replies, "last time I did it I didn't have holes in my feet."
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setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 17:41,
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