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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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just awfulEnlishman, Asian and a Australian walk into a bar, sit down and order a pint each.
The Asian finishes his pint, puts the glass down, pulls out a gun, and blows the glass to pieces. "we have so many glasses where i come from, we never need to drink out the same one twice."
The Australian finishes his pint, puts down the glass and pulls out a gun, and blows the glass away. "where i come from, we have got so much bloody sand to make new glasses with, we never need to drink out the same one twice"
The Englishman calmly finishes his pint, puts the glass down on the table. He draws his pistol, shoots his two drinking companions, smiles at the barman and says "we have so many fucking foreigners in this country, we don't need to drink with the same one twice"
terrible, i know.
(, Wed 11 Jan 2006, 20:53, closed)
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