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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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one of the sicker ones I know...Bob has a date with a hot girl and is boasting to his friend about it. His friend gives him a funny look. "Don't you know that Cindy's a hermaphrodite? She's got a bigger dick than either of us!"
Bob is a bit taken aback, but instead of being revolted he's actually rather turned on by the idea, so he keeps the date.
He takes her to dinner, they have wine, all is going well so he takes her for a drive through the countryside and parks. They start making out, and she says, "I hate to say it, but I need to go to the bathroom. Promise me you won't peek?"
He promises, and she slips out of the car and hunkers down in the bushes. He waits a moment, then sneaks out of the car and follows her. Sure enough, there's something long dangling between her legs. He can't resist, so he reaches out and grabs it.
She screams and jumps to her feet. "I didn't know you were behind me!"
He stares at his hand. "And I didn't know you were taking a shit."
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 20:29, closed)
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