Can't help myself
What is the most common pickup line at a gay bar?
"Can I push in your stool for you?"
SO this quadrapalegic female was sitting on the pier crying. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had never been kissed or felt up because of her condition. I happily obliged her. Then she said she had never sucked a dick before, again, I let her have her wish. After I came, she said, "Well, I have never been fucked before either!" So I picked her up out of her wheelchair, lifted her high above my head, and threw her ass into the ocean. I then yelled, "You're fucked now."
(Bern, Tue 31 Jan 2006, 2:37, Reply)