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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A pregnant woman is rushed into hospital one day to give birth. At the point of pushing, she passes out.
Later on that day, she wakes up and the doctor is stood there ready to give her the news.
"I have some good news and bad news for you madam." said the doctor.
"Can I have the bad news then." said the woman.
"The bad news is, your child is ginger." said the doctor.
"Well whats the good news??" said the mother.
"It's dead!!" said the doctor
(, Fri 3 Feb 2006, 19:20, closed)
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