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We're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".

So tell us your jokes.

UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!

UPDATE 2: BUY THE BOOK - IT'S CHEAP AND GREAT!

(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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This is a QotW answer A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school...
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is only 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk. As you might expect things start to heat up.

The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my face!
(, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 18:38, closed)

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