World's Sickest JokeWe're doing a book called "The B3ta Bumper Book of Sick Jokes".
So tell us your jokes.
UPDATE: We've got enough material for a joke book and we attempted to close the question. However lots of people want us to keep it open. In response, we've opened the Sickipedia where you can add your own jokes, correct the grammar of others and hopefully have a lot less duplicates. Have fun. And go to www.sickipedia.org now!
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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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Not recist, i love the 100m Sprint!I was sitting in McDonalds the other day when a gang of about 20 skinheads chased an Indian guy past me, cornered him and kicked the shit out of him. Someone asked me why I didn't help, I said "To be honest I thought 20 was enough"
*badum tchsss*
What do you say to a chav at work?
-Bigmac and Fries please.
What have a tightrope walker and a man getting a blowjob of an 80 year old got in common?
-They're both too scared to look down.
Whats brown and sticky?
-Damilola Taylor (ooooooh!)
Ok this has been done but for those who haven't seen it.
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
-Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
*mute trumpet* Waaa waaa waaaaaaa.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2006, 9:58, closed)
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