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(, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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A girl says to her dad:
"Dad! Guess how old I am today?" The Dad replies;
"You're six!"
"Correct!" yells the daughter, she goes into the lounge where her grandad is;
"Grandad, guess how old I am today!?"
He pulls down her skirt, fingers her, smells his fingers, licks his fingers and says;
"Your Six"
"How did you know grandad?" she says
"I heard your dad say it in the other room" he says
*Gets coat*
(, Sat 25 Feb 2006, 20:33, closed)
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