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rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Thu 9 Sep 2004, 18:01)
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oooooh not that sick but funnytwo old ladies are having a cigarette outside the old folks home and it starts to rain
one of them suddenly pulls a condom out of her handbag, unravels it and puts it over the cig so it doesnt get wet
"ooh whats that betty" the other asks
"its caled a condom, they sell them at the chemists dear" she answers
so the other goes to thge chemists and, when asked for a condom by such an elderly lady and seeing an opportunity for mirth the young oiik behind the counter smirks and asks
"so what would you like, a ribbed one, a french tickler, flavoured? etc....
"oh i dont mind dear as long as it fits a camel!"
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SickRik i am a whore and my boyfriend's in prison, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 22:26,
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