Salesman goes and knocks on a front door
and little Johnny answers the door. 'Scuse me son' asks the salesman, 'is your mum in?.

'Sorry mister' says little Johnny, 'She's in the garden fucking a goat. 'Fucking a goat?!, Christ, I don't believe it' says the salesman. Little Johnny tells him to go and see for himself, so walking through the house and looking out the window, he sure enough sees little Johnny's mum in the garden fucking a goat! "Jeezus son, doesn't she worry about getting pregnant?' asks the salesman. 'Naa-aa-aa-aa-aa' bleats little Johnny.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 21:47, Reply)