i used to sleepwalk quite a lot
when i was a kid.

i let myself out one night and went for a walk down the high street at 3 a.m.
the police brought me back.

i dressed myself and went to school 4 hours early, asleep again. the headmaster brought me home and i got a day off school, so woo!

i went sleepwalking at my aunt's house. i set off all the alarms. pulled down the door of her oven, sat on it and had a piss. i didn't even wake up.

my brother once woke up with my arse hovering over his face. i'd gone for a piss in my sleep and mistaken his room for the bathroom.

i sleep with my eyes open, so people were often confused when i was sleepwalking.

i pissed in the toybox on the upstairs landing several times, apparently. we only realised this when the monopoly board started to reek.

my sister laughs in her sleep. not a normal laugh, a really slow, evil laugh. i used to throw things at her to wake her up. she freaked me out!
( Smash Monkey holy crip, he's a crapple!, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 0:55, closed)