my older half brother
used to talk to himself in his sleep. it was quite freaky to be woken up by hearing his yorkshire/irish accent babbling across the hall when he came to stay:

"how yeh, jay?"

"not so bad thanks, jay and you?"

"not so bad, jay."

he's grown out of it now, at least i assume he has or he wouldn't be married. however, both he and my younger brother snore like a pair of tractors on speed. i had the great misfortune to have to share a room with them in an hotel recently (when i complained i was told the rooms were nearly £500 a night and if i wanted my own room i knew where my credit card was. i wonder if this fits in last week's bad parenting question?) and jesus h. snoring should be illegal. i spent the night dragging my campbed around the room, trying to get the mattress into the bath, and by 5am i was weeping...... fuck alone knows how their wife and girlfriend cope.

and i sleep as quietly as a baby in a sealed box and i'm the single one. there is something Wrong there!
( rachelswipe just doesn't get it sometimes, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 10:05, closed)