talking to people whom are mostly asleep
my wife will return conversations if she is in the first half hour of slumber. She also often has a spasm whereby she wakes herself up as she falls asleep - only the once though. Its funny as hell.

When i realised i could plant things into her mind for fun i decided to make the best use of it it could. I convinced her that her chipmonks have escaped. She doesn't have chipmonks. "what are you going to do - your chipmonks have escaped" "Wha....chipmon...escpd...where...." "come on, they are all going to escape if you aren't quick" "wha - my chipmonks - come back, oi you little bastards get back in there"

after about 15 minutes i decided to ease off, and next morning she had no recollection of it at all. except when i brought up chipmonks and she seemed to remember they were running everywhere, fousands of em.

it could have been worse - my friend held a pillow over her husbands face to see how long it would be before he threw it off. he was going a bit blue before she woke up properly and removed it.

Shes proper fit, but man is she too scary to fall asleep near.
( bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Thu 23 Aug 2007, 13:02, closed)