SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Not Exactly SleepwalkingBut...
I used to read lots and lots about metaphysical bollocks and would frequently test out the various ideas. One thing I read in some book about a Mexican indian sage (something to do with peyote) was that you could close your eyes and run very fast through the countryside and your inner self would automatically guide you away from harm.
Any idea how much it hurts when you run full tilt into a fucking oak tree with your eyes shut? - I do.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 14:46,
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