Kinda sleepwalking
After a night out on the piss, me and a mate trekked back to my house. We were very heavily intoxicated and it took 3 times as long as it should have as we had to prop each other up and he had to lie down every now and then.

I note at this point that i've never seen him this bad before, usually he just gets a little bit leary, not really coming close to passing out or anything like that but it was alright we managed to get home and we both immediately fell asleep. I must also mention at this point that my friend pisses like a racehorse every few hours or so.

So at some early point in the morning im woken up by some mumbling and banging noises, as my eyes adjust to the darkness, i see my friend, walking into my window, bouncing off, and then attempting to walk back into it.

I enquire as to what he is doing and he mutters something about going to the bathroom, i point him in the direction of the door and after setlling back to sleep he cries out "..i can't open it" so i get up, open the door and he SHOOTS out.. however, he went into the wrong room, he went into the spare room next to the toilet.. i hear "this isn't the bathroom" but instead of merely walking next door, he RUNS all the way down the stairs and out the front door.

Swearing under my breath, i go to check on him, and find him taking a piss on the road out the front of my house.

After going back to sleep im woken up 3 hours later to have the EXACT SAME PROCESS repeated, except this time i made sure he found the toilet ok.. sigh.

sorry about the length.. and lack of relevance
(Black sky No accidents since, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 0:14, closed)